Originally posted by starjargon at Not Exactly the... DIAMOND Anniversary
Relationship(s): Eleventh Doctor/River Song
Rating: T
Word count: 1,978
Warnings: Strong T for implications and misunderstandings
Summary: The Doctor and River exchange anniversary gifts. The Doctor misunderstands, much to the chagrin of the Ponds... and the delight of River Song. ( Read more... )

After he left her parents back on Earth, it was not uncommon for the Doctor to seek out River for their own private adventures.
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Title: Spoilers
Author: enemeriad
Pairing: Gen, some River/Doctor
Summary: It was of course in his nature to inhibit his companions to humane methods of conflict resolution. But River had never been one for the three-step process.

{ Don't be silly, I only knocked him out a tiny bit.}

Want to know favourite Moffat's joke? Here you are:

'My favorite dirty joke in Doctor Who is the title of Episode 13 in Series 5, ‘The Big Bang,’ the night when River began.' - Steven Moffat

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LOL, THIS TROLL.

IN 2 DAYS WE WILL KILL HITLER. HOLY SHIIIIIIIIT.